ADAKAH YB MP KITA AKAN BERBUKA DEPAN WANITA INI?

Oleh Man Miang

The 48 or more BN MPs whose passports have allegedly been taken by the Barisan Backbenchers Club (BBC) whip are supposed to leave for their overseas trip today 7th Sept. 2008. They are supposed to be overseas until 17th September - ie one day after Anwar Ibrahim's promised takeover of the Government.

The trip is to study agricultural techniques so that they can all come back and participate in the debate on the recent Budget, a debate that has been postponed until after the Bulan Puasa. But the Budget allocation for Agriculture was nothing much to shout about.

Since not all the BN MPs are going, it suggests that the 48 or more BN MPs whose passports have been held by the BBC are the ones most likely to benefit from not being in the country over that period of time. What if Anwar Ibrahim postpones his plans by a couple of weeks? Does that mean that the 48 BN MPs get to stay longer and learn how cows chew grass?

Today, a friend who is close to the insiders said that the BN MPs are going to Taiwan and Macao. "Macao?" you may ask. What kind of Agriculture can you find in Macao? Well apparently Macao is famous for nourishing ornamental flowers which can move. Yes they can. Please see the pictures. These 'flowers' not only can move but they can also shake and rattle.

They are actually beautiful girls who are dancers at the Casino De Macao. Personally after a very tiring and hungry day of 'studying', I cannot see anything better to do than watch these beautiful girls dance. Oops! I am beginning to sound like one of them. By the way, buka puasa di Casino ke YB?

HAHAHA.....INGAT YB.....YANG NI BUKAN SETAKAT KURUS POSA......NI BOLEH WAT POSA YB TERBATAL.....SELAMAT MELANCONG SEMUA....HATI-HATIII...ENJOY PUAS2....DUIT RAKYAT TU.....INGAT YB